After inspecting Gandhi's undercarriage, Neil compares his experience to the dark side of the moon, with confusing results.

Silver Diner

Famished from the long journey, Neil noshes on some all American burgers and fries.

Houston Bus

Houston...we have a problem.

Beach

Yowzah, Neil internally exclaimed. The Sea of Tranquility never looked this good.

Nationals Stadium

As all-American as Apple Pie.

Alamo

From inside the protective layers of the space suit, Neils ears were buzzing with song. {{{Deep inda hara Texas}}}

Hats

"Dang it", Neil said to himself, "I wore the wrong hat again".

Shades

Sometimes a helmet just isn't enough. 

Visit PA

Pennsylvania is like deep space in many ways, Buzz contemplated. For example, most of it is a vast emptiness and riddled with debris.

** Thank you Jelena and Vince**

Philly Soccer

Never one to turn down an invitation, Buzz welcomes the new Philadelphia Soccer team to the field.  The rowdiness of the game reminded him of zero gravity and the time Neil drop kicked a moon rock into his own helmet.   

Iron Man

"So, you think your tough, Mr. Iron Man?  Try walking on the Lunar Surface with The Beach Boys stuck in your head and a serious freeze dried ice cream hangover....Eghhhh."

Lady Liberty

Swept away by the bright lights and fast paces of NYC's Times Square, Buzz abandoned himself to the arms of Lady Liberty. What a MILF.

Times Square

Buzz drinks in the sights after a riveting performance of The Loin King.  Much to his dismay, he discovered that the musical was more to do with animals and less to do with loins.

Irish Lakes

The shores of an Irish lake lap rhythmically to the beat of Neils poetic heart.
"Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of...oh cripes!"

Sauces

Lost without the guiding wisdom of his friend Neil, Buzz takes refuge in the sauce.

Leprechauns

Dear Buzz,
I am disappointed to report that I have not found the Leprechaun castle as described on Google Maps.  Looks like the pot-o-gold was found long ago and the Leprechauns have since scattered to the hills. I suppose we will have to make due with the NASA pension after all.
End Transmission,
Neil

Graves

Ashes to ashes, and star dust to start dust, Neil contemplates the lives and deaths of his ancestry.  Here lies Massy Carole O'Shaugnaghnacy Strongarm, may he rest.

Trinity College Dublin

Dear Buzz,
The best part of traveling is the anonymity of the spacesuit...none of those pesky MIT nerds following me around and asking questions about the meaning of life and such.  Here at Trinity College Dublin, I have gotten some attention. One "bloke" handed me a "fiver" and tried to give me directions to the "dePaul".

More soon. Your friend,
Neil

Carroll's Hats

Sufficiently caffeinated, but still feeling groggy, Neil amuses himself by pretending to be a Leprechaun. "When in Rome...fiddle dee di dee di dee di"

College Green, Dublin

Neil, sleepy from his flight to Dublin, poses for a self portrait at the outdoor area at Starbucks on College Green.  "Star-bucks", he thinks to himself..."star-plucks, star-lucks, star-gucks, star-sucks...heh heh heh...StarSucks". Someone needs a power nap.

Airplane

After accomplishing a lifelong dream of walking on the moon, Neil satisfies his deepening curiosity by traveling to Ireland. As the coast of Dublin emerges from the misty morning dew, he is suddenly overcome by a sentimentality rare to him. He is grateful that his helmet shields his manly ego from the lonely tear drop that glides down his stubbly yet chiseled cheek.

Vogue

Shhhhh...Buzz is enjoying the new issue of Vogue. Some say, its his only earthly pleasure.  Spacesuits can be so bulky and unflattering, especially for a man of a certain age.

Sunset

Back on Terra Firma, Neil enjoys the glory of a spring sunset and an evening stroll.  The sky's orange, pink and golden hues remind him of blast off, and the fickle mistress of booster-rockets.

Waffles

Neil and Buzz have been friends for longer than many of us have been alive. After exploring new lands, and rockin' the hero status around the world, the two spacemen like to kick it, retiree style.

Here we find Buzz and Neil relaxing over waffles at their favorate breakfast spot.  Tummy's full of sugary, waffly goodness, they take a break to ponder the remaining mysteries of life and perhaps pass a little gas.