After inspecting Gandhi's undercarriage, Neil compares his experience to the dark side of the moon, with confusing results.

Silver Diner

Famished from the long journey, Neil noshes on some all American burgers and fries.

Houston Bus

Houston...we have a problem.

Beach

Yowzah, Neil internally exclaimed. The Sea of Tranquility never looked this good.

Nationals Stadium

As all-American as Apple Pie.

Alamo

From inside the protective layers of the space suit, Neils ears were buzzing with song. {{{Deep inda hara Texas}}}

Hats

"Dang it", Neil said to himself, "I wore the wrong hat again".